You may be headed for bad teenage years when-

Your 22 month old talks about shoes in her sleep

Your 22 month old puts on her shoes at ten at night, heads to the door with her purse, and says to you, "I go out. Bye bye."

Your 22 month old loves any music by Justin Bieber, Ke-dollar sign-ha, or Taylor Swift.

Your 22 month old dresses more stylishly than you do.

Your 22 month old knows that being a good girl gets her chocolate and uses that to her advantage.

Your 22 month old smiles and waves coyly at the little boys in Target.

Your 22 month old already tries to take your wallet.

Your 22 month old likes the taste of coffee.

Your 22 month old knows that daddy becomes a big pile of mush whenever she hugs him and can already play him like a fiddle.

... We are in so much trouble....